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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 01:25

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Minds and Behinds

Loons and Moons

No, not a chance

What do you think of Tesla's Model Y coming in ninth among electric cars sales in Europe?

No go.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

'We'll Fly Through Anything': Qatar Airways Defies Mass Airline Exodus After U.S. Bombs Iranian Nuclear Sites - View from the Wing

Then came..

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

They put up a sign reading

Am I the bitch for never wanting to talk to my sister again because of something she said while talking back to me?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Still no good.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Can a dental anesthesia injection cause nerve damage? After receiving an injection in my gums I felt a sharp tingle going from the gum to my lower lip, and now sometimes I get a bit of itchiness and discomfort in my lower lip. What is it?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Just Forget it!

Still no good

Re-ranking the 16 super regional teams in the 2025 NCAA baseball tournament - NCAA.com

Nuts and Butts

Unacceptable again!

No way

Katie Thurston admits Ananda Lewis’ death left her ‘spiraling’ as she battles Stage 4 breast cancer - New York Post

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So they tried

Gastroenterologist says ‘more fibre means better weight control’; shares best supplement for irritable bowel syndrome | Health - Hindustan Times - Hindustan Times

Freaks and Cheeks

Catatonics & High Colonics

So, the docs changed it to read

Xbox sale round-up June 17, 2025 - TrueAchievements

Thumbs down again.

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

2025 College World Series score, results: LSU takes Game 1 vs. Coastal Carolina with stunning pitching display - CBS Sports

Analysis & Anal Cysts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Next, they tried...

Scientists stunned to see humpback whales trying to send messages to humans - BBC Wildlife Magazine

share office space ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What we know about Trump's latest travel ban - BBC

Another attempt resulted in ...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What's the difference between “ce”, “ça”, and “cela”, and when do I use each (French)?