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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 01:25

Minds and Behinds
Loons and Moons
No, not a chance
What do you think of Tesla's Model Y coming in ninth among electric cars sales in Europe?
No go.
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
They put up a sign reading
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Just Forget it!
Still no good
Re-ranking the 16 super regional teams in the 2025 NCAA baseball tournament - NCAA.com
Nuts and Butts
Unacceptable again!
No way
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So they tried
Freaks and Cheeks
Catatonics & High Colonics
So, the docs changed it to read
Xbox sale round-up June 17, 2025 - TrueAchievements
Thumbs down again.
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Next, they tried...
Scientists stunned to see humpback whales trying to send messages to humans - BBC Wildlife Magazine
share office space ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What we know about Trump's latest travel ban - BBC
Another attempt resulted in ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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